OMG! I cant remember being so entertained , almost feeling guilty for getting paid for it (welllllllllll NOT!). I was actually thinking the other day, now how in the world could I ever do a vanilla phone sex call. The “oh baby”, the “oh yes , please fuck my ass and tits”, the “ohohoh…ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I just came” . I guess that’s the mechanics of it. Anyways Im happy to play with the kinkiest of boys on this service.

I had a fun and long session with vodka terry on Saturday night. Poor terry boy was too drunk to fuck , filling up numerous times from the vodka well. Since his sprained ass is much better , I had him do alot of spanking and dice rolling for bonus spanks and stroker boy wanking. The hours spent was alot of ice cube klinking ( remember the movie “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolfe” with the famous scene at the end where Mahhhhhhhthahhhhhhh was so sauced, she staggered through the back yard saying “klink, klink, klink” to the melting ice cubes in the glass), alot of flicking lighter sounds and long billowy clouds of cigarette smoke being exhaled, the sounds of the paddle on bare skin, then the mantra “thank you Mistress” after each strike, finally the confession: Mistress I am too drunk to cum. This achieves the purpose of the stroke Femdom Mistress: THOU SHALT NOT CUM!

I just got an e-mail fom cocklock joey inquiring if Ms Sarah has received the Loris keys yet. I dont know. Wouldnt that be fucked if the post office lost them now.

The brothel slut is back and with an excuse as to why the assignment was not done. Very good excuses but it doesnt excuse him from punishment to come.

Mistress Dallas and I will be doing a partyline. The topic of conversation: CBT and electro torture. Stay tuned!

Tomorrow sissy fae and I will go to see the new Quentin Tarantino movie. Then we come back here for domestic duties. I’ll take some appointments only but I wont be signed on or on i.m.


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