{"id":140,"date":"2007-11-15T16:01:57","date_gmt":"2007-11-15T21:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thedicktator.com\/cocklock\/?p=140"},"modified":"2007-11-15T16:01:57","modified_gmt":"2007-11-15T21:01:57","slug":"chastity-news-on-hump-hump-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedicktator.com\/cocklock\/chastity-news-on-hump-hump-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Chastity News On Hump Hump Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Whenever I think of hump day, for some reason I think of that movie “As Good as it Gets” with Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt.? That one particular line Jack says to his little Asian neighbor:? ” Where did you learn that?…in some hump hump bar in (wherever it was in Asia)? Go sell crazy somewhere else. We’re all stocked up here”. <\/strong><\/p>\n

littledickiejeffy met Me in chat<\/a> last night and he offended alot of chatters with his cocky tude. he had the nerve to say CSI sucks and started pontificating on how he can process DNA faster than these guys.? jeffy doesnt have a degree in genetics and is a legend in his own mind methinks, but it’s all good. He’s staying chaste<\/a>?and was a good boy on his date and played “hard” to get.? Little did his date know he was locked in chastity by some bitchy Domme <\/a>from California.? I had jeffy edge thinking he was gonna cum <\/a>but changed My mind at the last moment and denied him .? he gets to cum on Friday, tomorrow, maybe.? I may just decide to not be around on Friday since it’s My birthday.? Wishlist boys…wishlist….<\/strong><\/p>\n

vodka terry is back in the cb2000.? I locked him up last night before his next martuni, having him stroke and blast <\/a>for the final time until the first of Dec. One time I had him lock up while loaded and we had to unlock him and lock him back the next day. One must lock up when they are not fucked up.? It saves alot of grief.? His panties have not arrived yet. I find that Victorias Secret take forever on delivery.? It’s the main complaint of sissies<\/a> that order lingerie too.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I wonder where c4MC is .? I got pissed off at him on Sunday. We did a 2 hr call and he went out to have dinner, wanting to chat later on.? I got busy on My Giantess<\/a>?phone line for an hour with a regular tiny boy and couldnt take his call. his computer wasnt available so he couldnt i.m. The slut accused Me of being bored with him and not taking his calls when he knows he’s not the only boy in the stable.? First cum first serve.? If I’m busy, keep trying. That’s all I can say. Many call My Giantess line inquiring about the “clenching and crushing you between my ass cheeks” description.? \ud83d\ude42<\/strong><\/p>\n

Here is the last part of the great bbb poem:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Before you even know it<\/p>\n

you?ll have purchased a cage,<\/p>\n

and the key will soon dangling<\/p>\n

?tween Her breasts as you rage.<\/p>\n

Release becomes infrequent<\/p>\n

and can never be assumed,<\/p>\n

but when rarely it?s granted<\/p>\n

it must surely be consumed.<\/p>\n

Add in all sorts of toys ?<\/p>\n

dildos, plugs and much tougher,<\/p>\n

all geared to prepare you<\/p>\n

for your life as a fluffer.<\/p>\n

Soon you?ll be writing ads<\/p>\n

on the list they call Craig?s,<\/p>\n

offering to suck and to swallow<\/p>\n

for any and all of life?s dregs.<\/p>\n

you may just be in it for fun<\/p>\n

or to be the next marcy monroe ,<\/p>\n

but if left to Mistress Cassandra<\/p>\n

i know certain where it?ll go?<\/p>\n

1-800-730-7164<\/strong><\/p>\n

www.thedicktator.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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