{"id":142,"date":"2007-11-20T18:44:37","date_gmt":"2007-11-20T23:44:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thedicktator.com\/cocklock\/?p=142"},"modified":"2007-11-20T18:44:37","modified_gmt":"2007-11-20T23:44:37","slug":"the-dicktator-has-no-sense-of-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedicktator.com\/cocklock\/the-dicktator-has-no-sense-of-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dicktator Has No Sense Of Humor?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Happy Tuesday, all. I have updated My wishlist, and you may note I DO have a sense of humor by some of the wish gifts I have requested. Everything on this list I want, so I may appear a little\u00a0odd to some.\u00a0 Who cares.<\/strong><\/p>\n

On the cock stroker <\/a>and chastity program news<\/a>, I have decided to end lildickiejeffy’s training because I simply don’t have a sense of humor when it comes to “kidding with the Mistress<\/a>”\u00a0, playing mind games, and snippy “just kidding” replys to my i.m.s.\u00a0 .\u00a0To Me this is all “topping from the bottom” behavior and chastity training requires a bit of formality and discipline.\u00a0 Also, i.m. is a very difficult medium to kid around in.\u00a0 It does not come out well and it’s best left to real time over a drink in a non formal let your hair down occasion. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Speaking of i.m.s, dumb ass formerly known as “boyinasuitcase” from chat relentlessly i.ms daily.\u00a0 he is underage and will get no attention from Me.\u00a0 he imed today , “just tell me what you want me to do”.\u00a0 Do you really want me to answer that? <\/strong><\/p>\n

vodka terry called last night on “blue monday” for some teasing and of course, denial<\/a>, being locked up and sexually harassed for 2 whole hours. Torture and relentless discourse on My ownership of his cock and balls, how he is My bitch , how he will never be unlocked, and how he should quit smoking or his prick will fall off……….<\/strong><\/p>\n

c4MC has sent link to the photos of his trip. I cannot open the link.<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Black Sheep” , a comedy\/horror dvd I rented the other day, is going into My top picks for viewing when youre feeling under the weather and need a lift.\u00a0 You must have a strong stomach.\u00a0 It’s a New Zealand indie film by Jonathan King, much in the fashion of Peter Jackson before Lord and Kong extravaganza.<\/strong><\/p>\n

It takes place in a small Kiwi town where genetic experiments are taking place on sheep..sheep of course!\u00a0 To make a long story short, things go terribly wrong and the sheep become vicious man hunters. One bite and it’s like Day of the Dead…you will become a monster sheep.\u00a0 If you like bloody torn out organs, sheep sex, Kiwi humor, Welly accents, and of course the ubiquitous farting that goes on in all Kiwi horror\/comedy, than you will love Black Sheep.\u00a0 In and interview with King, he says of this movie:<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Once you get on board with the ride, then the fun stop is kind of the same. There are probably little moments that I think New Zealanders will laugh at that the rest of the world might not??? there???s quite specific New Zealand kind of phrases, like ???Rattle your dags?????? and Tucker the farm hand speaks Maori a few times, which I think will get a reaction in New Zealand. ”<\/p>\n

Five stars!<\/p>\n

1-800-730-7164<\/p>\n

www.thedicktator.com<\/a><\/p>\n

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