Vote Me as Mistress of the year in any category you like except for sweet…unless you think I am sweet, I have been known to be sweet now and again especially when denial ends in cumming! 🙂 Is that sweet really..not cumming is for your own good and you know it! Here is the voting link, now , DO IT!

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Sissy hana sent Me a nice little package filled with goodies, Virgin Island hot picks…coffee, coconut rum (jesus please dont again…drank a pile of it last night because it was going down like soda and I got plastered all of a sudden) , mango chutney, and more home made turtles.  hana is hell bent on turning Me into a rum head and fatty…STOP IT HANA 🙁 , but thank you sweety. Mistress loves you 🙂 Here is a great recipe for Trader Vic’s famous Mai Tais.  I was a bartender once and the shorthand for Mai Tai is ratspod.

Glass: Bucket or Collins glass/ ice
1 oz Light Rum
1/4 oz Creme de Almond (Noyaux)
1/4 oz Triple Sec
1/4 oz Sweet and Sour ( make your own with squeezed lemons and limes with extra fine sugar)
1/2 oz Pineapple juice
1/2 oz Orange Juice
FLOAT 1/2 oz Meyers Dark rum after shaken and strained
Garnish: Cherry, Pineapple, Umbrella, and Straw

Since I’m on the sissy train here, sissy darlene has called a few days in a row, and we had celebrated x-mas eve together. she had her usual “Dambuie” , and I had some red wine which suits Me best…hard liquor seems to bring out the dum domme…not a good thing for a control freak, as we tend to be overly critical of ourselves anyways. darlene is enfemme 24/7 because she lives alone and doesnt care what anyone says.  I love it when she tells Me of her shopping trips to the local store asking for “Grand Manure”, “Dambuie”, and a Quickie (quiche).  The mom and pop store welcome the loveable eccentric little sissy of course, and help her with her shopping requests. The funniest thing about darleeeeeeena is she gets in her cups and then deletes all of we Mistresses from her yahoo messenger list…LOL…at least 2 x a week I see the add box, re adding us with a message. ” I dont know why you put up with me” .  Here’s why darleeeena…because youre a sissy, because sissies are a bit bi-polar, because sissies are the funniest males on the planet…and mostly because you need us to hold your hand and tell you it’s all good, and lastly because we love you , you silly little pansies! Sissies are over the top fetishists…what’s not to love?

Chastie’s incarceration keys and lock box are packed and on the way..hehehehe…

Now for mikey boy the cavey man who says he can drink vodka terry under the table ( leopard print panty day , terry boy).  mikey was incognito in the Saturday chat party as mikey boy, too shy to say anything in fear of being humiliated and spotted. I had a call last night with mikey and he was vodkaed up and I was way on My way sipping the coconut rum, sipping and savoring the sweet drink that ended up fucking Me up and Me saying stupid things at the end of the night. Luckily I signed out after mikey because I knew My callers would know I was 3 sheets to the wind!! We had a rather long call discussing his cats, dog, his girlfriend, chastity, his cocklock, and how he will eventually be a chastity boy for Me. His roommate who isnt that smart came home and we divided up the call. When mikey called back he was party party boy…look for him in chat…the cavey man!

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