I spent most of the evening with cavey man mikey, one of My favorite drunks. What I like about mikey is he is all heart and emotion. Alcoholics have a great deal of sensitivity and intuition which is released by the alcohol muse. Oh yes…the cockroach story….lol…mikey lived in some roach infested apartment with a room mate during his college years. They collected cockroaches in a big jar to leave at the landlord’s door to bring attention to a severe infestation. Some were alive, some dead, some just suffocating. The small ones were one point, the big ones were 3 points, and the fast ones were 5 points. If you stomped a big one barefoot, it would be 10 points. This was all being explained during the Cubs game……the Cubs winning and mikey singing the cubs song and yelling “go cubs go…!” ummmmmm…….
After a bunch of true confessions that I will never repeat because I’m a secretive Scorpio, mikey told Me a story going to detox. Perrier bottles filled with vodka. mikey was taken to the emergency room for admittance. He is hooked to a saline bag and starts to drink a bottle in detox. The nurse busts him and he sneaks out of the V.A. hospital and climbs the fence into an all black neighborhood. He finds a bar and orders a vodka orange. He is not bothered at all as they are all afraid of him..this strange white boy in a hospital gown drinking a screw. During this story The Bud Man and Ama are fighting because Ama does not want The Bud Man on the bed…Smokey doesnt care and Maggie is just wagging her tail. So now there is mikey yelling at the cats and praising Maggie as the best dog ever. During these stories the chair keeps breaking as mikey gets teased and denied. Eventually the call lead’s to mikey’s girlfriend’s ( whom hes never had sex with but who cares because penetration is so damned over rated) room. His girlfriend is a stripper (mikey only dates strippers) and has some sexy clothes. I tell mike to get girlie and get sissy . A huge debate went on with the color panties and I ordered black…….with much arguement and humor, white was settled on. Then the black panty hose…..then the bra, then the “I look totally ridiculous” then the…hey Cassandra , Im gettin tired……..
Tonight chaste4TheDicktator locks up before the call. The keys have arrived. I have decided on a task which he will reveal on his blog tomorrow.
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