was washed and drying on My kitchen counter. I forgot the stove repair guy was coming and there it was. I came in the kitchen to ask him if it was a cold oven because of the thermostat. He said, there is nothing wrong with your thermostat , miss. At that point I couldnt contain the laughter, and he was laughing with his head in the oven. I removed the dildo and put it away…lol. If the counter had clutter, it may not have been noticeable, but there it was…like an island in the sea!

Yesterday I had an interview with a housecleaning humiliation sissy. He was calling in response to post I left at a local play club. There were several emails sent expressing his enthusiasm on how he so badly needed a Mistress to train and humiliate him. I thought it was prolly bullshit and he was jacking off while writing these. I’m so cynical. He expressed keen interest in public play, sissy maid service , painsluttery, electroplay, bondage, and the absolute worship of Femdom. Finally, I called him to set up a time. He’s a Hollywood boy so I took it with a grain of salt. Anyways, he did not sound very femme and needed voice training fer sher. The time was set for Sunday at 1. At 10:00 am I get this voice mail, coughing, apologizing, about he is sick with a cold when there are no colds going around. I then immediately put 2 and 2 together. He is an actor…next!

Speaking of sissies, cocklockery, and orgasm denied slaves , cocklock joey called me today for a shorty and the brothel slut has sent the second installment “The Mammoth” . I still need to read these goodies before I post. So far they look great.

Another yahoo add box..please dont do that. I wont add if I dont know you…10 a day at least.

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