Well it’s springtime when a young gurls fancy turns to clitty rubbing through hot pink rhumba panties on the phone with Ms Cass every day until those strappy pink fuck me sandals arrive in the mail because you have no balls to walk into a store to try, mince, and buy unless I tell you to do it for assignment.
How’s that for a run on sentence.
Nerd spotting at gym today: Asian 20 something male wearing a very cool beige baseball cap with small skull design fabric . Nerd breaks into a toothy smile every few min as he treads on the treadmill next to me. Then i see it: God is Love t-shirt….ok. I was listening at that very moment to “Awfully Sinister” by Susperia on My I-pod.
Favorite nerd of the day: One of the personal trainers with a dorkus blond haircut, sissyish girlie face, kind of a lanky but muscular body. In his early 40’s but looked like a skate punk (omg omg….sean white…omg ) in his 20’s. Total goofball smile of a guy who jerks off 6-7 times a day ( yes I want to get him locked). He was manning the table in front with a body fat machine trying to promote overpriced personal training sessions, asking everyone if they wanted a body fat reading. I said sure. You can measure my body fat any time, and smiled. heehee…poor blushing fuck boy.
Anyways, vodka terry was allowed release one week early because he was driving me crazy after a denial call. Begging and cajoling for cummies..I even heard Dexter meowing in the background I’m sure on behalf of his owner. Then it was decided…Dexter must never endure any discomfort, so i let terry cum , freeze the cube for the next call. It will end up in a glass of vodka and tonic.
OMG…I couldnt resist! I bought this awesome wife beater t-shirt today in white trash heather gray!!! On it is “Man Beater” with a whip studded with rinestones…totally awesome Hollywood!!!!
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I hope I amused you today…now go make yerself useful and click the voting banner and give Me a hit. That’s the least you can do!
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